1. You have that feeling of impending doom coming to work in the morning.
2. You put lots of energy into your job, but are not making the kind of progress you’d like.
3. You are putting no energy into the job because doing so makes you want to stab your eyes out with a sharpened number 2 pencil.
4. Your lunch break is spent bitching to your coworkers about how much you hate being where you are.
5. Your boss irrationally hates you.
6. You’ve bounced laterally around the company for years without a promotion.
7. You’re not being given what you were promised.
8. You’ve slept with one, or more, of your coworkers and things ended badly.
9. There’s this exiled Nigerian businessman’s widow who’s wiring you a bunch of money, and you get to keep a few hundred thousand.
10. You’re making the same amount of money that you were when you first started working for the company. Five years ago.
11. You’ve just found a better deal.
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